It was after Bob convinced me to verk with him on the problems of the Hauntless that we began discussing preparations for the new Center for Hauntless Spirits. It was a massive undertaking, but with such a dedicated and persuasive ghoul as Bob at my ear, how could I say no?
I immediately flew home to Transylvania to mobilize the family. Not a cursed treasure or banshee could be spared, America wasn't like my beloved home. They did not understand the burden of my people, they did not know how hard it was to haunt! Why, back home, haunting was practically a state enterprise! We even had unions! How backwards this country was! I had to consult the best spirits in the business. I would not rest until I made America HAUNTED again!
I arrived, as was my preference, by barge. Who else was there to greet me but the Cerbal Bats! None other then Nikolas and even his cousin Trina! The fame of my travels had preceded me! Drac himself could hardly drum up a better crowd! Ghouls from all over the country! Even a few recently deceased from the war in Ukraine! (Let me tell you they were looking quite ghoulish indeed!)
Vell, without further ado, Zee tour, folks?
First, we had to inspect the grounds before contacting the engineers. Grassy and with trees, level, but a little boring. So we got creative! Digger, Crusher, and Cy went to verk with their massive limbs and cleared out space for an underground emporium complete with museum and tourist shop. We needed authenticity, nothing but the finest training grounds for ghouls would do!
We imported the finest Tombstones, the most delicate mummy wrap! Downstairs was the real treat... it started with the secret entrance. We even posted a ghoul with a sign "No humans beyond this point without escort"... we couldn't afford to reveal the secrets of a good haunting...
