2 Do not return to MIP
3 Do not file reports before checking with Team
2 Do not talk to family
5 Do not think about law
5 Do not speak to or contemplate MIP
7 do not contemplate prescription medications
6 Stay home
5 Do not contemplate the general community
4 Dot not misplace anger
4 be careful with the sense of humor
1 Keep noise down
5 Do not get creative with dealing with the past
4 Do not try to help people atm
5 do not worry if internet connection comes in and out
5 if password reset links randomly show up, contemplate the positives and negatives of filing reports or saying weird things.
4 Mind my own business
That said, a thank you to my team for listening. I'll be quiet now. This is waaaaay too much like "The Departed"... from numb to very aware. No longer care. Not my business. I am not a federal agent. I am not undercover. I am minding my own business. Now I'm retired from medicine AND law enforcement. What else can I retire from?
I'd like to remind everyone to be aware that my hearing is excellent. Maybe Going deaf is a good idea...
This was so much more interesting at a theoretical level.
I'm going to think about my life choices, take some vacation.
A note to charities: Please don't call. I don't actually have any money. I appreciate what you do, really, but I am literally broke and I'd rather spend the money tipping the delivery guy.
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